Funny happy Raksha Bandhan Wishes

HELLOO- Special Raksha Bandhan announcement for girls only!!!!
‘Kripya dhyan de’
Mujhe bhai maanane wali sabhi ladkiyo ko
Raksha bandhan ki shubhkamnaye
Aur
Nhi maanane wali ladkiya mujhe Valentine day par sms kar sakti H

Boy & GirL Bus Stop Pe Khade The
Boy-yE RisHta Kya kEhLata h?
GirL-Pavitra RisHta
Boy-Is Pyar kO Kya NaaM Du?
GirL-Ek HaZaRo mE mEri BEhNa h.

Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Pyaar k badle Fatkaar Mile to
.
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana

Har ladki tere liye bekarar H
Har ladki ko tera intzar H
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
bus kuch din baad…..

“RAAKHI” ka tyohaar H

!|!|! share fun and joy with friends and girlfriend sending funny Raksha bandhan Jokes 2018!|!|! HaPPy RakshA BandhaN !|!|!

Makaan Maalik ki Chetaavani(warning)…beta poore saal to
teri bahut bahane aati hai, agar Raksha Bandhan par ek bhi
bahan nahin aaya to makaan khaali kar dana.

Uska husn gaya kaleja cheer,
Nayano se barbas chhuta ek teer ===>
Vo muskraai :), paas aai boli,
Rakhi Bandh waale mere veer.

:: Raksha Bandhan Jokes ::
Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Chok Pr Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai,
Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge AaP,
Har Ladki K Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai…

Happy rakhi.

:: Funny rakhi sms 2018::

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 26 August 2018 ko mobile Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kar skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko “BHAI” bna skti h.

Rakhi date – Raksha Bandhan, 26 August 2018

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How’s life?

Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell
se SMS kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan – Mallika Sherawat

Rakshi is 1 of the the sacred festival in India. Festival of brotherhood celebrated on the full-moon day known as the Shravan Poornima. On this very special day brothers and sisters convey the strong bond of affection between each other. Sisters tie Rakhi to their brothers on the occasion and brothers give gifts to their sisters.

:: Very funny rakhi sms ::

Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme…
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai..
Janhit mai jari ………guys be careful with girls…….

:: Funny rakhi sms ::

Rakhi Ka Tyohar Tha, Rakhi Bandhwane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli,
Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho
aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti
hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh
vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana
sakti hai…Janhit mai jaari!!!

Bhaiyo apni kalai bachake rakho. Kyo ki ladkiyo ko
breakup ka naya tyohar rakhi jo mil gaya hai.

Na mom ki maar se Na dad k atyachar se Na dosto ki fatkar se Na ldki k inkar se Na chaplo ki bochar se ldke drte h to bas “RAKHI” k tyohar se..

guys free advice rakhi waley din offline hi reho kahi dusey din pata chaley tumhari family list main 1 more sister add ho gayi ..baki app ko choice…

Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.

Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad ‘Rakhi’ ka tyohar hai.

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. …………….funny rakhi sms

Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhibandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do………….rakhi sms

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. …………….funny rakhi sms

Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi


Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi


Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye


Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha


Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai


Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!……new funny rakhi sms 2018

Happy Rakhsha Bandhan…
Apni Behen Ko Itna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Dusro Ki Behen Ko Karte Ho

Boy-Happy Valentine day!
Girl – Do you know I am from Rohtak?
Boy- Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi!

Pati- Mai kahta tha na hamara ladka ladkiyo ko chhedta hai
Patni- App ko kese pata Jee?
Pati- Rakhi ke din dekho sar se paon tak Rakhiya bandhe hai eske….rakhi jokes in hindi

Funny Happy New Born baby Wishes

Find unique and funny wishes for new born baby and express your blessings to the new parents. Send unique new baby wishes to new parents for the arrival of the new member of the family.

As we welcome new born babies in our world, we also shower them with our hopes and wishes that we yearn to be granted. Not only goodness in health but as well as abundance in love and happiness. Even at an early age, we desire them to be the greatest version of themselves that they can possibly be in the near future.

newborn baby wishes

You can use this collection of new born baby wishes to send your wishes and congratulations messages to the new parents by card, a message, an sms, an email or bundle it with a baby shower gift. All you need to do is choose a wish and send it with love. You will also find funny baby wishes, messages and prayers for new born babies.

Congratulation messages for new parents

New Born Baby Wishes – Unique and Funny Messages
Congratulations on the angel added to your family!
We give our best wishes for the new blessing in your family.
Welcome to the Christian world and may you grow with abundance of God’s grace.
May your newborn always give out rays of sunshine and happiness to the people around [him/her].
As you are an awesome friend, I know you will be more awesome as parent to this little one!
Shine bright little angel and never outgrow your cuteness!
We are so happy for the additional to your family and wish many more to come!
May you grow into a [beautiful/handsome] [boy/girl just like the ones who made you!
Grow in the love and grace of God new baby [boy/girl]!
New born wishes for girl

Get ready to be spoiled! – Your Granny!
Because I’m a cool aunt so you’re going to have the coolest kid!
With a father so handsome and a mom so pretty – no wonder your newborn is such a sweetie. Congratulations!
Pregnancy Congratulations Messages and Wishes for Pregnant Woman
We are with you as you celebrate this beautiful moment of your life and we wish you all the best. Congratulations for the arrival of your new baby.
Congatulations messages for new parents

Treasure and save every moment with this baby, as time flies so fast and soon [he/she] will become a young [man/lady]. Congratulations for finding something so magical.
May your family be more blessed as you walk into your new journey as mentors of your child.
We are so joyful to hear of the arrival this new blessing to your life!
Hello parenthood! Prepare yourselves for a world-turning yet wonderful roller coaster ride!
New born baby girl wishes

Good luck Daddy! Be sure to load your gun with bullets!
You are gonna be a great Mom because I know you so!
I wish the best things in life happen to your sweet little baby, may [he/she] get lots of attention and care from you. Congratulations to you both.
Congratulation, may God bless, guide and watch over you, your baby and your family!
New born baby boy wishes

It’s a boy! Get ready to rock n’ roll!
Say Hi for me to your precious jewel!
Oh, I’ll be looking forward as little you will soon be messing around the house!
Your newborn baby is oozing with cuteness! [He/She] will be a walking ray of sunshine!
Welcome to the world of many sleepless nights, countless restless days and piles of laundry. It’s called Parenthood. Enjoy!
You will be great parents because God will always guide you along the path you’re going to take.
Warm wishes for new baby

Hooray to you! An angel has come down from Heaven to bring forth joy!
Get ready for a lot of fun and laughter moments with your cherub!
You will become as beautiful as your mother, careful breaking hearts in the future beauty!
New born baby wish

There is nothing sweeter in this world than the smell of your new born baby’s breath, the happy cooing sounds and the smell of baby skin. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Congratulations on your new baby! Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God
[Baretto]
We are so happy, now you will be able to taste a little bit of heaven! God bless you new parents!
Wishing you and your new-born baby all the very best. Get ready for this exciting journey with hoy and memories.
1 Samuel 1:27

New Born Baby Prayers and Blessings
Find prayers and blessings for the new born baby and send them with love to your friends or family who just became parents.

“I prayed for this child and the LORD has granted me what I asked of him. So now I give him to the LORD. For his whole life he will be given over to the LORD.”
[1 Samuel 1:27–28]
“Children are a gift from the LORD; they are a reward from him.”
[Psalm 127:3]

Baby prayers and blessings

“See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels always see the face of my Father who is in heaven.”
[Matthew 18:10]

“When a woman is giving birth, she has sorrow because her hour has come, but when she has delivered the baby, she no longer remembers the anguish, for joy that a human being has been born into the world.”
[John 16:21]

New Baby prayers and blessings

“Behold, children are a gift of the LORD, The fruit of the womb is a reward.”
[Psalms 127:3]

“Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it.”
[Proverbs 22:6 ]

New born baby prayers and blessings

“Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.”
[Ephesians 6:4]

But Jesus said, “Let the children alone, and do not hinder them from coming to Me; for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”
[Matthew 19:14]

“For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways.”
[Psalm 91:11]

These new born baby wishes and congratulations messages will be the symbol of our blessing to them, a sign of good luck that we want them to have. We have so many baby wishes and messages that we want to convey and put into one simple but meaningful thought. We want to give those parents the best new born congratulation messages to let them feel that we are happy and also celebrating for their new role as parents. If you like to send a funny quote or other baby sayings, check out our quotes and sayings for baby.

These newborn baby wishes and prayers are the best we could offer to new parents, to show that, aside from material gifts, it is always the thought that counts. Those parents would also be warmed by your baby shower wishes to inspire them to be great nurturer and protector of their young ones. You can also suggest a name for the new baby, check out our boy names and girl names to find a name for them.

Go ahead and send a beautiful wish to your friends who just became rookies in parenting.